Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Access Denied

Today I saw something (on Facebook) and it moved me...


So I wrote this in response.

Something that needs to be clear here. This strike only pertains to "Straight Sex". Gay, Lesbian, Oral and Anal are still on the table right? Cause they "are" all forms of birth control... Am I wrong? Now, as a Husband and Father of four, I feel a strike against my desires would be absurd. However, to a Senator, Government Official or some other John who regularly uses the services of Call-Girls, Prostitutes, Escorts and the like... this may have a serious effect on the State of the Nation. If Betty Sue decides not to give it up to her live in boyfriend cause he is not buying condoms or at least paying for her birth control pills, well ok, perhaps he will change his mind as the pipes back up...But, what about Loose Legs Lynn who gives it up on one night stands, on the regular? Will she go on strike too? Perhaps a little less Vodka and a little more education would do her some better good. I feel for ya ladies, I really do... Thank God I don't have to worry about a strike like this. "Stay up and Keep those Knees Locked!"

Now...
 Something keep ringing clear here to me. "WWJD?" And then it hit me, this would be such a non-issue if people were not having "Pre-Marital" Sex! Am I wrong? What do you thing? Typed responses only, calls will not be accepted as it's time for Daddy to sit down a draw. "Cheers!!!"

p.s.
 Someone should publish a book, with all kinds of answers to real problems everyday people have... Just say'n. I'd own one, or a few. Perhaps give them out to people who don't have one, so everyone could. But where would we find such a book? It's not like God is gonna just... oh wait, He already did.